The Humble Garden Gnome: An innocent pointy-hatted pondside angler, or a vicious sadistic garden ghoul with a taste for human flesh? The former, obviously - but that's just one of many topics never even hinted at in this debut collection of poems from David Court.

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From Christmas to Cheese, Spontaneous Human Combustion to Climate Change, Funerals to Funilculars - including the entirety of John Carpenter's 1982 classic Science Fiction Film "The Thing" told in rhyme - all facets of human life can be found in these flammable off-white pages.

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And at least one poem about Gnomes.

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Coming Soon - Release Date TBC - Includes a foreword by Atmos.

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