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The Humble Garden Gnome: An innocent pointy-hatted pondside angler, or a vicious sadistic garden ghoul with a taste for human flesh? The former, obviously - but that's just one of many topics never even hinted at in this debut collection of poems from David Court.

From Christmas to Cheese, Spontaneous Human Combustion to Climate Change, Funerals to Funilculars - including the entirety of John Carpenter's 1982 classic Science Fiction Film "The Thing" told in rhyme - all facets of human life can be found in these flammable off-white pages.

And at least one poem about Gnomes.

Coming Soon - Release Date TBC - Includes a foreword by Atmos.

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