Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
“Well actually, it’s –“ comes the age-old mansplain.
It’s #NotAllMan.
He’s never wolf-whistled,
Leered, spiked a drink,
“And my friends wouldn’t either, at least I don’t think.”
Says #NotAllMan.
“And men are more likely,
To be victims of crime.
I’ve got the statistics if you’ve just got the time.”
Proclaims #NotAllMan.
“And how was she dressed?
Well, that’s not appropriate.
Some of them, you know, they’re just asking for it.”
Snorts #NotAllMan
“And there’s a pandemic,
She shouldn’t even have been out.
I mean, it’s not her fault, but the laws not to flout.”
Sneers #NotAllMan
With denial even faster than a speeding shell,
With advocacy more powerful than aught found in Hell,
Able to leapfrog logic with but a single bound,
It’s in the heart of this argument #NotAllMan will be found.
