Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
“Well actually, it’s –“ comes the age-old mansplain.
He’s never wolf-whistled,
Leered, spiked a drink,
“And my friends wouldn’t either, at least I don’t think.”
“And men are more likely,
To be victims of crime.
I’ve got the statistics if you’ve just got the time.”
“And how was she dressed?
Well, that’s not appropriate.
Some of them, you know, they’re just asking for it.”
“And there’s a pandemic,
She shouldn’t even have been out.
I mean, it’s not her fault, but the laws not to flout.”
With denial even faster than a speeding shell,
With advocacy more powerful than aught found in Hell,
Able to leapfrog logic with but a single bound,
It’s in the heart of this argument #NotAllMan will be found.